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Someone explain to me why I’m carrying the can on this. Am I think only one who thinks it’s a good idea? 

Someone explain to me why I’m carrying the can on this. Am I think only one who thinks it’s a good idea? 

Ich bin noch Arbeitslose…

pinkphilosopher:

Eine Kleine Nachtmusik is quite different to the possible troll version, John Cage’s Eine Keine Nachtmusik. 

That’s right, bitches. Cracking classical music jokes. In German. 

(Reblogged from pinkphilosopher)
The Goggles! They do nothing! 

The Goggles! They do nothing! 

Anonymous asked: Do you honestly think your material fit the tone of the Roast? You and I both know it didn't, because Roast's are about making jokes that offend others and you were defending them. What did you expect?

This question relates to my contribution the Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne, which was completely cut.

I try to avoid underestimating the intelligence of my audience. Sometimes it backfires. The more I think about it, the more I realise that the guy who cut my bit was probably correct to do so, but not for the reasons you think. 

Here’s another example of the same sort of thing, when I answered someone who disapproved of my blog being about me. You either get it or you don’t; you either find that funny or you don’t.

Also, what the hell is this “Anonymous” business? We’re not in high school. Show yourself and be damned!

On Costume Options

  • Christina: You should go as that guy from The Searchers!
  • Me: John Wayne?
  • Christina: Yes!
  • Me: You want me to go to this thing as Ethan Edwards?
  • Christina: Yeah, him!
  • Me: That'll be the day.