No. Fuck that shit. People feel awkward around me all the time though, probably because they can’t handle the awesome.
Sometimes I’ll just be standing around minding my own business and a voice will come from a window above: “Get the hell out of my yard!”
Megan Fox, Jonah Hill and of course Tommy Wiseau. Wiseau claims his terrible acting is intentional, and I get the more obvious charms of Megan Fox, but if someone can explain the appeal of Jonah Hill (who seems to be to be nothing more than a chubbier (!) low-rent version of Seth Rogen, that would be great, thanks.
Apparently my attempts to engineer balanced, interesting questions for pink philosopher just aren’t good enough. Go ask her something before she explodes.
1. Forget about trying to work out what people want; tell them what they want. If you say it with enough authority, they’ll believe you.
2. Getting what you want won’t make you happy. Instead, try to figure out how to stop wanting things.
3. Try to accept everyone on their own terms.
4. Insist that others accept you on your own terms. If they refuse, minimise your engagements with them.
5. Have a sense of humour about everything. Especially the disgusting, horrible and depressing stuff.
6. Think about the qualities you look for in a boy/girlfriend. Then think about the boy/girlfriends you’ve had. If there is a mismatch, then you’re lying to yourself. Don’t ever lie to yourself about anything.
7. Ambition and competition might be the key to success in a capitalist free market, but they’re completely useless in your private life.
8. Don’t hold strong opinions about things you don’t understand.
9. Whatever you imagine makes you a better person than those around you; those people think that same thing makes you an asshole.
10. The value of something is how much someone is willing to pay for it.
No. It sounds like the nickname a paedophile would give to his favourite victim.
