Christina bought me a Shamrock Shake at McDonalds today. This is her record of my dawning horror and self-loathing.
Related: Last year’s cultural appropriation
This photo was taken in the Guppy House restaurant in 2011. I was not trying to look stupid. I’m just not very photogenic. And that’s OK.
It’s not been Instagrammed or anything; it was taken with the last real Polaroid camera in the Western hemisphere and inexpertly scanned.
Girls rocking Skrillex