Charlie Brooker: [English prime minister, David Cameron] doesn’t have a “flat”. He has a lair, and he sits in it expelling eggs and breast-feeding a jackal, and reading the Book of Revelations, or as he calls it, his schedule.
Jimmy Carr: Fatherhood’s really changed you, hasn’t it? You’ve really mellowed.

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