On Alligators
- isabel: there was an alligator in the middle of the roa1d
- isabel: my first alligator experience!
- isabel: and i was in a car...safe....totally not cool
- solo1: They're not dangerous.
- isabel: YES THEY ARE
- solo1: No they're not.
- isabel: all the critters are running away from nearby marsh lands and forests because of the fires
- solo1: Yeah. They're not dangerous. I was wandering through the Everglades wading through like 15 of them. They just sit there, looking at you.
- isabel: -_-
- solo1: All the Florida people were like "Don't go in there they'll kill you!" What a bunch of fucking pussies.
- isabel: whatever
- solo1: They're just alligators. They're not going to attack anyone.
- isabel: they didnt kill you because your too skinny
- isabel: not enough meat on you
- solo1: I've never seen an IRL alligator do ANYTHING AT ALL apart from just sit there or slowly sink into the water. The only time I've seen them do anything violent is on television.
- solo1: And I wasn't being filmed at that particular time, so I was safe.
- solo1: Don't believe that bullshit.
- solo1: I bet it's the same with sharks. I bet you could just swim around with a bunch of sharks and they wouldn't touch you.
