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If you’re the sort of shit cake who wanders around life telling everyone who has any problem, “Oh yeah, that happens to me too!” or “I was like that and I got over it!” then this is for you.
If you think Asperger’s Syndrome is cool, or if you’re telling everyone that you have it, or you’re proud to have it, or you think it’s the next step in evolution (you plank), then you probably don’t have it. You’re probably just a freelance asshole or an antisocial prick trying to sleep better.
If you think Asperger’s Syndrome is a pain in the ass, if you hate talking about it, if you wish it would just fuck off so you can live a normal life, if it’s destroyed your relationships and friendships, if you hate the way you seem to be constantly hurting and misunderstanding everyone around you, then you might just have it. Sorry.
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