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July 2010

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Jul 31, 20102 notes
#Facebook
Dream Is Collapsing Hans Zimmer

Dream Is Collapsing

Jul 30, 20102 notes
#Inception #dreams #movies #music #tracks
Coke Talk: Fidelity → coketalk.tumblr.com

Monogamy and fidelity are not the same thing.

You try explaining this to most people, and you might as well be talking in Chinese. To someone who doesn’t understand Chinese, obviously. Otherwise the metaphor doesn’t work.

Jul 29, 2010187 notes
#love #sex
Jul 29, 20101 note
#anti-social #crazy #forums
“It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.” —

Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov

(via smutandeggs)

Jul 28, 2010
#Lolita #books #Nabokov
On American Girls
  • A: You mean you haven't been giving me clues?! :-O
  • A: *crestfallen broken face*
  • solo1: That's just funny.
  • solo1: If I want to fuck you, I'll just tell you.
  • A: Oh right. Well that's that nonsense out of the way!
  • A: :P
  • solo1: Yeah. That's another thing about American girls - far more girls in America respond positively to the direct approach than Irish girls. I have no time for sending out signals and reading people and working up to a place where i can blah blah blah. Do you want to come home with me or not?
  • solo1: American girls will just say yes or no and get on with their day. Irish girls will be all like "go on away with ye, ye feckin eejit" and then look at you funny for weeks afterwards.
  • A: lmao
  • A: that's true
  • solo1: I don't like the idea that I'd have to talk a girl into wanting to have sex with me. Fuck that.
  • A: Well you hardly do have to talk women into wanting sex with you. As I see it you have plenty of offers :)
  • solo1: Because I'm in America!
  • solo1: They fucking love me over here.
  • A: The accent?
  • A: But I'm sure over here you got offers.
  • solo1: The accent and the fact that girls aren't uptight lunatics over here. I have no idea if I got offers. I had more than one Irish girl tell me that she "used to be into" me "about two years ago". WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION?
  • A: Hmmm.
  • A: I think I'm fairly obvious.
  • A: In that for the most part I'm cold and distant with people and when I like someone, (it has to be someone I've known for a while too btw) I get a wicked look and such.
  • A: I usually flirt with them first too.
  • A: That involves telling them.
  • solo1: Yeah. Well I can't handle any sort of ritual mating dance.
  • A: I gathered :P
  • A: I don't like it much myself. I drink and blurt it out.
  • A: Otherwise I'm too awkward. But then I'm awkward anyway :S
  • A: Oh I dunno what way I am! I've never thought about it before. How on earth have I ever got sex?
  • solo1: I still can't figure out how I got married.
Jul 27, 2010
#Ireland #sex #On convo #USA #AM
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Jul 26, 20104 notes
#Korea #Sesame Street #emo #Margaret Cho #TV
On Museums
  • Jenny: oh did i tell you
  • Jenny: i am going to the postal museum on sunday
  • Jenny: dont ask why, i don't know either!
  • solo1y: I bet
  • solo1y: wait for it
  • solo1y: ...
  • solo1y: I bet it will be nothing to write home about.
  • solo1y: Yeah. There we go.
  • Jenny: youre lame
  • Jenny: and gay
  • Jenny: gay gay gay
  • solo1y: You love it. You want more.
  • Jenny: you wish i was a man
Jul 26, 2010
#gay #museum #postcard #JH
Jul 26, 2010115 notes
#irony #stone
On Communism
  • solo1: Yeah. People are afraid of it though.
  • AM: Why?
  • solo1: Because they think communism is something morally wrong.
  • solo1: And even some educated people think that there's no point in an economic system that treats everyone equally.
  • AM: That seems to be just greed though?
  • solo1: It is! That's my response to those people. At least communism has some sort of human aim to it. Capitalism actively rewards people who aspire to be assholes.
  • AM: Yes exactly right.
  • AM: We'd all have to work towards overcoming our own greed.
  • solo1: I think that's a GOOD aim to have, no matter how "unrealistic" it is.
Jul 26, 2010
#communism #politics #money #On convo #AM
Jul 25, 2010
#morning #bed #sleepy
Jul 24, 20103,268 notes
#Darth Vader #Star Wars #blue
On Music
  • Nancy says:
  • *oh ok, then i guess my little brother has something to do this summer
  • solo1 says:
  • *Good. It's important to give him something to do to keep him off drugs.
  • Nancy says:
  • *yea, he can forget about practicing baseball this summer, he has to listen to me
  • *oh and since he is learning to play the trumpet he can also announce my arrival everywhere i go
  • solo1 says:
  • *oh god
  • *That's one of the most horrible phrases in English-"learning to play the". And when it's put with "trumpet". OH GOD
  • Nancy says:
  • *its beautiful noise that is filling up our house right now
  • *and yes its a sarcastic comment
  • solo1 says:
  • *Lordy. It makes so much noise for a thing with only three buttons, doesn't it?
  • *also, call them "buttons" all the time. It drives trumpet-players crazy.
  • Nancy says:
  • *haha, i doubt he cares about that
  • solo1 says:
  • *Then get some Miles Davis albums. Play them all the time. This may drive him to suicide, but I'm prepared to take that risk.
  • Nancy says:
  • *uh, i dont think my parents will approve
  • solo1 says:
  • *It's just Miles Davis. They'll get used to it. But your brother ... hopefully it will leave deep emotional scars.
Jul 23, 2010
#Miles Davis #emo #music #trumpet #On convo
Jul 22, 201078 notes
Jul 22, 20102 notes
#bling #webcam
Vegans Are Not Selfish → meanibeani.tumblr.com

mightynorsegod:

Point of order. We don’t have the choice simply because we live in Western societies. We have the choice because ofevolution. BEcause our ancestors so many years ago ate meat, our brains have developed in such a way that we are biologically capable of MAKING THE DECISION. If we’d only ever eaten greens, our digestive systems wouldn’t be able to handle it, and we’d get pretty fucking sick. I think as omnivores, since we are biologically equipped to eat both vegetables and meat, we should do so. Call me a traditionalist, but I am quite happy to stick (deitarily) to the evolutionary path we’re on. But we should definitely do it more ethically, and certainly not with supermarkets. For any kind of proper, efficient, and ethical farming of meat however, we must first fundamentally shift the values our society operates on.

The argument from nature doesn’t work. If you wear clothes and live indoors or have ever used contraception, you’ve given up your rights to claim that you eat meat in the interests of evolution or nature.

Jul 22, 20103 notes
#evolution #food #vegan #drama
Jul 22, 20106 notes
#azn #Old
Jul 22, 20102 notes
#trashandluxury #love
On Competition
  • LiLaZnGuY153: we'll get some good gaming in this weekend
  • LiLaZnGuY153: =)
  • solo1y: YEAH YEAH YEAH
  • solo1y: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
  • solo1y: Sorry. Caps lock.
  • LiLaZnGuY153: hahah
  • LiLaZnGuY153: i think i'll just lay low and let the two newcomers wipe the floor with you
  • LiLaZnGuY153: then go for teh triple KO.
  • solo1y: I have a secret weapon. It will destroy you all.
  • LiLaZnGuY153: sounds interesting
  • LiLaZnGuY153: im looking forward to seeing it
  • LiLaZnGuY153: and then crushing it into the ground
  • LiLaZnGuY153: like all your hopes
  • LiLaZnGuY153: and dreams
  • solo1y: You can't crush it. It's made out of impact-resistant carbon-fibre.
  • solo1y: Nice try.
  • LiLaZnGuY153: mmm...
  • LiLaZnGuY153: i'll give it an acid bath?
  • solo1y: It has super-conductive alkaline resistors coating the outer shell.
  • LiLaZnGuY153: what's that chemical compound that freezes things...
  • LiLaZnGuY153: ?
  • solo1y: liquid nitrogen?
  • LiLaZnGuY153: yea that sounds right
  • LiLaZnGuY153: i'll toss your thingie in there
  • solo1y: Yeah. That would actually fuck my secret weapon's shit right up.
  • LiLaZnGuY153: then shatter it
  • solo1y: Never mind.
  • solo1y: Back to the drawing board.
  • LiLaZnGuY153: hahah
  • LiLaZnGuY153: alright
  • LiLaZnGuY153: dinner time for me
  • LiLaZnGuY153: i'll talk to you again later
  • solo1y: laters
Jul 21, 2010
#On convo
Jul 20, 20101 note
#Kirk #Spock #Star Trek #TV #scifi
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